98% of People are Stupid - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Arched distressed red serif text

Arched distressed red serif text reads "HARTFORD" above split numerals "18" and "78" flanking an ornate Victorian monogram of intertwined letters "H" and "S" with decorative scrollwork

Amity Island's swim team has a suspiciously high turnover rate and a coach who insists the buddy system is non-negotiable

Before radio broadcasts and farm systems reshaped the game

Green arched text reads "ESTABLISHED" with "19" and "90" flanking a green circle containing a sketched portrait of Edward Scissorhands with wild black hair

Bold black block text below reads "PRICK

98% of People are Stupid - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Arched distressed red serif textClaiming to be in the smart 2% while wearing a grammatically questionable statement is the Dunning Kruger effect doing a victory lap. Everyone in the checkout line gets the joke except the person broadcasting it. The Details: Large white block sans serif text reads "98%" above a smaller white handwritten script reading "of people are stupid." A white rounded rectangular banner contains distressed white stencil style uppercase text reading "THANK GOD