It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_golf Berra and Rizzuto Lanes opened

Berra and Rizzuto Lanes opened in the late 1950s inside the Styertowne Shopping Center in Clifton

Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch

A cartoon-style illustration depicts Maximus in gladiator armor

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It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_golf Berra and Rizzuto Lanes openedRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &