Drink Up Pussies - Unisex Hoodie hamburgers Wearing the joke makes you

Wearing the joke makes you the punchline

A vintage-style illustration of Uncle Sam in his red

Bold distressed white text below reads "GAME OVER

Bold golden-yellow script reads "Wasps" with a swooping underline tail below

representing a small southwest Missouri town with outsized ambition

Drink Up Pussies - Unisex Hoodie hamburgers Wearing the joke makes youTwo cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.